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Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist
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A. C. Flemggghh. ...
By: TheKindReality. on 10 Sep 10, 22:41:19
A. C. Flemggghh. lol love him

silence... I KILL ...
By: MademoisellePapillon. on 10 Sep 10, 22:40:03
silence... I KILL YOU!

@bibiandnicky ...
By: siktier. on 10 Sep 10, 22:10:58
@bibiandnicky Someone told me it was funny, and it's fucking stupid. And I'm just really jealous of all of his success. I guess most people just perfer comedy dumbed down

@UnBobleavable yeah ...
By: siktier. on 10 Sep 10, 22:01:36
@UnBobleavable yeah your right we are all different, but why is it ok to leave a comment if you like the vid, and not ok if you don't like it? I'm sorry. I didn't know you only want to read opinions that are the same as yours.And it's not that I don't get it, I fully understand the jokes and the punch lines, but then again, a retarded gorilla on angel dust could follow theses amazingly intriguing and eye opening anecdotes from the ever so brilliant Jeff Dunham. Really he doesn't read these???

impactworld .webs . ...
By: fspitts. on 10 Sep 10, 21:41:44
impactworld .webs .com

If you dont like ...
By: mariqusai. on 10 Sep 10, 20:56:22
If you dont like him dont write anything some other people do and second i know you cant do the same as him he"s really good sheesh(:

If you dont like ...
By: mariqusai. on 10 Sep 10, 20:53:10
If you dont like him then dont write anything i dont think you know how to do that am i right i rated all the stars sheesh

fuck your self and ...
By: ronaldoamine. on 10 Sep 10, 20:49:51
fuck your self and yr silly subject bitch

@siktier if you ...
By: UnBobleavable. on 10 Sep 10, 20:46:39
@siktier if you don't get it, thats your problem, but don't bitch preach to us about your opinions just because we like it. not everyone is like you, thats what human beings have most in common, differences. If you watch people who are "funny", and "smart", they sure didn't make any impression on you. Plus, do you really thing Jeff reads this, or even cares about your opinion, go hang YOURSELF.

I love this video ...
By: mariqusai. on 10 Sep 10, 20:41:33
I love this video its so funny

@atomichead777 Fuck ...
By: MrMethjunkie. on 10 Sep 10, 20:27:22
@atomichead777 Fuck you you stupid fucking whore, i'll atomic bomb your head 777 times bitch.

17687 terrorist ...
By: notozx. on 10 Sep 10, 20:10:04
17687 terrorist dont like this video :P

@siktier Why waste ...
By: bibiandnicky. on 10 Sep 10, 19:51:22
@siktier Why waste your time watching this and giving this person a vid and leaving a comment when YOU DONT HAVE TO WATCH THIS! Sheesh

WTF??? This guy ...
By: siktier. on 10 Sep 10, 19:37:14
WTF??? This guy just isn't funny. Every joke he does is corny as hell. I've heard better material from a 12 year old. He seriously did 15 minutes about who lame his prius is. If you want to see a real comedian try Louis CK or Doug Stanhope or anyone who actually has something interesting to say about life, not just retarded puppet jokes about suicide bombers and old people. If you think this guy is truly funny, your probably retarded. Do us all a favor Jeff and hang yourself you hack!!

ich mag dieses ...
By: omakrabs. on 10 Sep 10, 19:17:15
ich mag dieses video sehr das beste was ich je gesehen have

americain idiot .. ...
By: kalachnikov458. on 10 Sep 10, 19:16:04
americain idiot .... the real terroriste is the governement of israel and usa

ah guys, lets stop ...
By: atomichead777. on 10 Sep 10, 19:07:47
ah guys, lets stop talking about muslim/racist/whatever shit this vid is marked under comedy, so plz, lets not take it seriously -.-

@sum1rong I'm ...
By: lhcarter. on 10 Sep 10, 18:48:46
@sum1rong I'm sure most Muslims are nice people but they are being lied to. and brainwashed. Jews and Christians populated "Palestine" way before Islam was in existence.

Enter maybe9909 ...
By: maybe9909. on 10 Sep 10, 18:11:33
Enter maybe9909 into you tube for all my cool vids

@DuhInnegurat ...
By: Jilliegoat33. on 10 Sep 10, 17:54:08
@DuhInnegurat Mostly because it's just cheap, obvious, borderline racist jokes for the lowest common denominator from a sub-par ventriloquist.

Lmfao
By: elementavi. on 10 Sep 10, 17:46:35
Lmfao

"knock knock" " ...
By: TortureSquad86. on 10 Sep 10, 17:18:49
"knock knock" "who's there?" "me - i kill you" lmfao hahaha so badass

The Most Epic Video ...
By: romka845. on 10 Sep 10, 17:17:40
The Most Epic Video of all the times :)))

Yes, im am ...
By: MekimaXx. on 10 Sep 10, 17:00:39
Yes, im am aTerrorist What kind of Terrorist A terrifying.... Terrorist xD Omg funny :'3

Yes, im am ...
By: MekimaXx. on 10 Sep 10, 17:00:07
Yes, im am aTerrorist What kind of Terrorist A terrorfying.... Terrorist xD Omg funny :'3

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist - English Subtitles
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Video duration: 652 seconds
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Achmed The Dead Terrorist with English Subtitles (Show by Jeff Dunham)

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knock knock. whos ...
By: Laszlo429. on 09 Sep 10, 21:17:34
knock knock. whos there? Me, I kill U.

Holy karate in the ...
By: Grojic. on 09 Sep 10, 18:46:21
Holy karate in the air :DDD

@Lafitaohsi I heard ...
By: jonric888. on 09 Sep 10, 06:34:48
@Lafitaohsi I heard clown-back bar. I think. From 09:49 to 09:52

F5 doesnt solve the ...
By: ChocomintCA. on 09 Sep 10, 04:43:31
F5 doesnt solve the ad problem anymore D: I had to watch a fucking resort ad -.-

thank is so funny
By: iqtv101. on 09 Sep 10, 02:19:23
thank is so funny

watch?v=GV-Oehx9RIg
By: landon192. on 09 Sep 10, 00:39:41
watch?v=GV-Oehx9RIg

@Lafitaohsi your ...
By: horseman146. on 08 Sep 10, 23:56:41
@Lafitaohsi your only mistakes were 3:18 Holly Crap I'm in the air, wait, wait 3:52 Please don't put me back in the sin Suitcase 6:47 Why not I'm killing, so to speak 7:49 that was dark was it not? 8:41 At first I thought it was because I went over my minutes 9:03 If your dumb enough to watch the explosion, yes 9:50 I'd kill you for a Klondike bar

@508Arab Sorry for ...
By: Lafitaohsi. on 08 Sep 10, 08:27:18
@508Arab Sorry for bothering you, I totally agree with the subtitles, would you be so kind to help me out in some parts of the video PLEASE!!! I'm not a native english speaker but I noticed some subtitles are wrong The parts I got problems with are: From 06:45 to 06:49 , he doesn't say KING, does he??? From 07:46 to 07:49, he doesn''t say SADIST From 08:58 to 09:03, he doesn't say If you STAY ENOUGH From 09:49 to 09:52, he doesn't say CHOCOLATE Would you please tell me what does he say?

Sorry for bothering ...
By: Lafitaohsi. on 08 Sep 10, 08:24:53
Sorry for bothering you guys, I totally agree with the subtitles, would you be so kind to help me out in some parts of the video PLEASE!!! I'm not a native english speaker but I noticed some subtitles are wrong The parts I got problems with are: From 06:45 to 06:49 , he doesn't say KING, does he??? From 07:46 to 07:49, he doesn''t say SADIST From 08:58 to 09:03, he doesn't say If you STAY ENOUGH From 09:49 to 09:52, he doesn't say CHOCOLATE Would you please tell me what does he say?

@horseman146 Sorry ...
By: Lafitaohsi. on 08 Sep 10, 08:22:35
@horseman146 Sorry for bothering you, I totally agree with the subtitles, would you be so kind to help me out in some parts of the video PLEASE!!! I'm not a native english speaker but I noticed some subtitles are wrong The parts I got problems with are: From 06:45 to 06:49 , he doesn't say KING, does he??? From 07:46 to 07:49, he doesn''t say SADIST From 09:00 to 09:03, he doesn't say If you STAY ENOUGH From 09:49 to 09:52, he doesn't say CHOCOLATE Would you please tell me what does he say?

So what do you ...
By: Halamadridistas. on 07 Sep 10, 22:00:00
So what do you think of Bush..? Oh, I love Bu- ohh.. wait, you mean the president?? lmaoooo hahahahahaha

Starting 03:16 it's ...
By: jonric888. on 07 Sep 10, 12:25:18
Starting 03:16 it's not KARATE IN THE AIR!!! It's HOLY CRAP I'M IN THE AIR!!! Thumbs if you agree!!!

A...C....Flemx ...
By: vahagnini. on 07 Sep 10, 09:51:24
A...C....Flemx LOOOL and the winner had to fight michael jackson hahahahahahha what what you're doing holy karate in the air put me dooooown!! LOOL and so achmed where are u from?? From your freakin suitcase hahahahahahahaha and STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL UUUUUUUUUUu

YES the trick is to ...
By: obsolete283. on 07 Sep 10, 08:51:11
YES the trick is to click to ugetify..com to download the high quality mp3 for this song.

Epicly funny, but a ...
By: MATALICAFAN101. on 07 Sep 10, 05:23:57
Epicly funny, but a fail at some of the subtitles... Still funny though

actually here's the ...
By: flippant9. on 07 Sep 10, 02:39:12
actually here's the trick. go to ugetify (dot) com to download this song from youtube.

If you haven't ...
By: MagicianMadness. on 07 Sep 10, 02:18:13
If you haven't noticed, his right shoulder is missing a shoulder bone. Achmed is broken. STUPID CHINESE MANUFACTURERS!

hes so funny ...
By: carebearkarful. on 06 Sep 10, 20:44:08
hes so funny silence i lill you

WTH HAPPEND TO MY ...
By: B3VERP4TCH. on 06 Sep 10, 14:54:49
WTH HAPPEND TO MY FEET

@Charismatic100 ...
By: bakhtalo. on 06 Sep 10, 12:07:45
@Charismatic100 what r u talking about? be thankful he didn't laugh of islam. if u take it this way u r totally off the wall.

I LOVE IT, I LOVE ...
By: OramarBlinde. on 06 Sep 10, 10:28:45
I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT

it just a flesh ...
By: TheBarefootboys. on 06 Sep 10, 01:42:48
it just a flesh wound and no i have not cimited sucide yet

Achmed with the ...
By: meezy981. on 05 Sep 10, 18:27:22
Achmed with the jews reminds me of Cartman LOL thats so fuckin funny

Never gets old
By: mehreenmoh. on 05 Sep 10, 11:20:12
Never gets old

SILENCE! i kiil ...
By: TheDominicano247. on 05 Sep 10, 01:42:00
SILENCE! i kiil you! ahahaha hahaha puta madre

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the dead terrorist
Posted by: 3boatguy

Video duration: 293 seconds
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Jeff Dunham - Achmed the dead terrorist - Private Achmed reported for killing - Oh, you throw the grenade, wait till the guys back home hear this.

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" who the hell's ...
By: HunterRandell. on 06 Sep 10, 16:27:35
" who the hell's driving that tank?" "i killed you dumbass"

osama bin laden is ...
By: TheAssasinDark. on 06 Sep 10, 11:28:19
osama bin laden is shit , but achmed he is the best terrorist of the world

i killed you dumbass
By: 2awesome4you787. on 06 Sep 10, 04:46:34
i killed you dumbass

actually here's the ...
By: cabbage372. on 05 Sep 10, 22:44:42
actually here's the trick.. i clicked to mpthreefy (dot) com to download this song as an mp3.

hahahaha so ...
By: TheJason1158. on 04 Sep 10, 18:05:13
hahahaha so funnyyyyy

@missfunnygirl46 ...
By: TheKimmy117. on 04 Sep 10, 05:34:21
@missfunnygirl46 LOL!!! xDDDD It's on our Christmas List!

@missfunnygirl46 ...
By: TheKimmy117. on 04 Sep 10, 05:34:04
@missfunnygirl46 LOL!!! xDDDD

16 people are ...
By: alferxxx. on 04 Sep 10, 04:14:05
16 people are marine drop outs

Go Walter!!!!!! ? ...
By: peanutbutterjellyti8. on 03 Sep 10, 03:48:22
Go Walter!!!!!! ? ??????

is that in marine ...
By: alsh84. on 02 Sep 10, 15:46:18
is that in marine numbers??!!!

16 peapol sneezed ...
By: janplanet1. on 02 Sep 10, 09:37:29
16 peapol sneezed while pushing the like button

"Son of a female ...
By: zeratul7975. on 31 Aug 10, 16:18:13
"Son of a female goat, I'm so weak!" funny! "I did it! The few, the proud, the ACHMED!" LOL!!!

thats what she said
By: cheerleader2239. on 30 Aug 10, 23:07:47
thats what she said

thats what she said ...
By: J0EJO3. on 30 Aug 10, 06:08:08
thats what she said HAHAHA!!!

the derst part of ...
By: nightmare2299. on 29 Aug 10, 17:54:35
the derst part of oklahoma

'you are very wise, ...
By: ekimsette. on 29 Aug 10, 11:11:26
'you are very wise, are you sure you're not a man?' LOLZ

lol epic!
By: MongooseMinion. on 29 Aug 10, 03:06:30
lol epic!

"BOOM!!! Damit!" ...
By: sandcrawler200. on 28 Aug 10, 19:07:23
"BOOM!!! Damit!" Jeff Dunham rocks! :-)

This cracked me up ...
By: flatbedbill. on 28 Aug 10, 10:56:18
This cracked me up !!!!!!! Especially the rifle recoil! LOL !

lmfao thats funny ...
By: abd212004. on 28 Aug 10, 07:10:23
lmfao thats funny shit lol 50 dolllars 50 push up lol

Who the hell is ...
By: 4altar. on 27 Aug 10, 19:56:19
Who the hell is driving the damn thing?! I kill you dumbass

private achmed ...
By: ChilledOrange1337. on 26 Aug 10, 11:06:57
private achmed reporting for killing xD

It just shows how ...
By: MrSelidor7. on 26 Aug 10, 00:03:59
It just shows how lax US security is that Achmed was there being trained by the US Marines.

4:19 achmed has no ...
By: MrHacksaw2009. on 25 Aug 10, 21:46:40
4:19 achmed has no arms!

3:22"i found it!' ...
By: MrHacksaw2009. on 25 Aug 10, 21:44:36
3:22"i found it!' BOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist, german subtitled
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Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham presents Achmed, the Dead Terrorist (for all the german visitors subtitled in german)

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@DaNeibaua Ha good ...
By: xKakashi980. on 09 Sep 10, 23:24:39
@DaNeibaua Ha good one my friend, im english and love using google translate ha ha

actually the trick ...
By: AliceThomas7360. on 07 Sep 10, 09:04:16
actually the trick is to click to ugetify (dot) com to get this mp3.

the suicide hot line
By: soonergirl27. on 01 Sep 10, 02:02:26
the suicide hot line

is a flesh wound
By: helmer18. on 30 Aug 10, 18:06:44
is a flesh wound

distutan mine ...
By: helmer18. on 30 Aug 10, 18:04:53
distutan mine gufhan i think thats german

epic
By: lapushpodcasting. on 26 Aug 10, 19:16:14
epic

u must read this. ...
By: matthew42296. on 26 Aug 10, 06:58:10
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning? back. a little 10? year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945. her body was not found until? 1947. then? a boy last week read this and did not copy? and paste this message.? the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes? the dead girl will apear in your room? tonight? and haunt you and kill you. well? you better start? to copy and paste? to be saved

Silence!!I kill you ...
By: bkatyra123. on 11 Aug 10, 12:38:54
Silence!!I kill you!!!

@headbanger83 iam ...
By: sabbathfreak666. on 04 Aug 10, 23:32:35
@headbanger83 iam wondering why would youreply to a 3 month old comment that wasn't even directed at you, however in turn you'r probably just lonely.

@sabbathfreak666 ...
By: headbanger83. on 04 Aug 10, 18:58:54
@sabbathfreak666 Well, there's not much to say about you, except that you're probably one of that random kids with "evil" nicks trying to act really "evil". That might be even funnier than Jeff. Wait... no it's not. -.-

helllooooo!! i am ...
By: THAgodfather55. on 03 Aug 10, 13:20:22
helllooooo!! i am lindsay lohan!!

funny thing
By: TheLongboarderguy. on 28 Jul 10, 12:48:59
funny thing

this is very funny.
By: radio13010. on 23 Jul 10, 01:24:43
this is very funny.

proof of muslim ...
By: britainfan4lyf. on 10 Jul 10, 15:05:15
proof of muslim terrorism! this is friggin halairious

achmed, the cretin ...
By: LovecraftsNest. on 26 Jun 10, 12:40:25
achmed, the cretin terrorist :)))

haha..thats funny.. ...
By: qiirllovesjustin. on 23 Jun 10, 19:58:40
haha..thats funny..!!

God damned! oh oh i ...
By: 2508Momo. on 21 Jun 10, 16:01:15
God damned! oh oh i mean allah damned

In fact the media ...
By: kimo10025. on 12 Jun 10, 16:05:34
In fact the media is trying to show that Islam is a religion of terrorism, are passed goals and interests that want to achieve. And that is Nogerkm toward these goals and you do not know. In every way, and Islam the contrary, if you ever meet him, the evidence being the fastest growing religion in the world

Knock Knock! ...
By: XtremeZicke. on 12 Jun 10, 10:31:59
Knock Knock! Who's There? Me, I kill you! :D

PLEASE? DONT? ...
By: kennymcpooh. on 05 Jun 10, 14:15:30
PLEASE? DONT? READ THIS.??? YOU WILL? GET KISSED? ON? THE NEAREST POSSIBLE?? FRIDAY? BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.?? TOMORROW? WILL? BE THE BEST DAY?? OF?? YOUR? LIFE. HOWEVER IF? YOU? DONT? POST THIS COMMENT?? something? bad will happen. NOW UV? STARTED? READIN DIS DUNT STOP? THIS IS SO SCARY.? SEND? THIS? TO?? 5?? VIDEOS?? IN 143 MINUTES??? WHEN UR DONE? PRESS F6 AND? UR CRUSHES? NAME?? WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN? BIG LETTERS. THIS? IS SO SCARY CAUSE? IT ACTUALLY? WORKS? THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

are you scared? ...
By: Lpain114. on 01 Jun 10, 18:07:02
are you scared? wahahahha

@majoramaskfan its ...
By: Inkspeckle. on 22 May 10, 21:41:20
@majoramaskfan its " I KILL YOU", not "I KEEL YOU"

diese scheiße ist ...
By: MrArminator. on 08 May 10, 15:48:35
diese scheiße ist so geil!

SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
By: majoramaskfan. on 27 Apr 10, 16:49:48
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

@sabbathfreak666 ur ...
By: Eerondeimon. on 24 Apr 10, 18:14:47
@sabbathfreak666 ur just mad for no reason. eat a dick!

$Jeff Dunham\$

Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special - Achmed
Posted by: jeffdunham

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A short clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff's brand new Comedy Central Special and DVD, "Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special"!

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i kill u till ur ...
By: MrLoudx. on 09 Sep 10, 18:59:48
i kill u till ur DEAD! xD

LOVE IT!
By: kryscurr. on 09 Sep 10, 02:06:09
LOVE IT!

ohh I love it :DD ...
By: DarkKellyAngel. on 04 Sep 10, 11:14:04
ohh I love it :DD really funny

I kill you till ...
By: kKassasinKk. on 03 Sep 10, 21:46:53
I kill you till your dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guitar guy ...
By: joeywomer. on 02 Sep 10, 13:49:43
The guitar guy dressed up like crap again.

ACMED GET'S HIS ...
By: d3rd1233. on 01 Sep 10, 01:38:52
ACMED GET'S HIS NAME FROM THE MOVIE "ESCAPE FROM AFGHANISTAN"

I KILL U TIL YOUR ...
By: piggieluver97. on 26 Aug 10, 22:26:31
I KILL U TIL YOUR DEAD!!! LMFAO

i KILL YOU till ...
By: idrawbetterthanyouXD. on 25 Aug 10, 23:04:31
i KILL YOU till your DEAD

Merry Christmas.... ...
By: LH787. on 20 Aug 10, 23:21:01
Merry Christmas....I KILL YOU!!!!!! xD

play 1:17 then 0:41 ...
By: jmastrer. on 18 Aug 10, 01:47:40
play 1:17 then 0:41 friggen kid

If ANYONE of you ...
By: jeffdunhamtobe. on 18 Aug 10, 00:18:41
If ANYONE of you like ventriloquists like Jeff look up me and enjoy!

i hav successfully ...
By: samyruo101. on 16 Aug 10, 21:20:31
i hav successfully blended into ur society >_>

His intention is ...
By: ISLAMxxxISLAM. on 15 Aug 10, 10:20:39
His intention is this is not ISLAM. People use religion as a cover for their own agenda and interest. Islam always and will always condemn terrorist attack regardless. We as a Muslim should respect and treat everyone equal regardless of their ethinic or believes that what true Islam tought us.

infadells !! haha
By: wikedmc1. on 15 Aug 10, 01:07:33
infadells !! haha

i kill you
By: MrBaris999. on 14 Aug 10, 18:39:16
i kill you

very nice videos ...
By: kaifer123. on 14 Aug 10, 05:16:49
very nice videos GOD BLESS

i kill you till ...
By: wikedmc1. on 14 Aug 10, 01:41:41
i kill you till your dead

Jeff: You son? ...
By: beastfighter1. on 11 Aug 10, 20:03:00
Jeff: You son? Achmed: Uhh... he's not around anymore. Jeff: Why not? Achmed: I'm a horrible parent. Jeff: Why? Achmed: I took him to Take Your Kid to Work Day LOL!!!!

@congasious well ...
By: deedeeke1991. on 08 Aug 10, 20:27:34
@congasious well unfortunatly dude, it's a free country so I can say whatever I want. Fyi, I was talking mostly about the "infidels" / "kill you" jokes, which are just overused. I'm not saying Cook is a terrible comedian, just not a very original one, I feel that his jokes are rather hit and miss lately. And by the way, If you feel like that, why shouldn't you post it? again, it is a free country

@deedeeke1991 humor ...
By: congasious. on 07 Aug 10, 00:18:38
@deedeeke1991 humor is subjective i guess. Have you ever thought about that! I mean i keep wondering all my life why do people go at night-clubs or why do they have televisions at their houses, but i don't shout that at my posts on youtube... pfffff

there magically ...
By: EDJR0. on 06 Aug 10, 02:52:59
there magically Delicious

''what are all ...
By: CourtneyCrayolaXoxo. on 04 Aug 10, 22:44:14
''what are all these marks on your arms?'' ''the freaking chihuahua!'' LOL poor achmed

im a horrible ...
By: coy935. on 04 Aug 10, 07:37:49
im a horrible parent i took my son to take your kid to work day

dashing through the ...
By: fluffybakura1. on 03 Aug 10, 22:33:59
dashing through the sand with a bomb straped 2 my back i have a nasty plan 4 christmas in iraq i got through check-point A but not through check-point B thats when i got shot in the ass by the U.S. millitary ohhh jingle bombs jingle bombs i blew up u see where r all the virgins that vin ladin promised me, yeaa, jingle bombs jingle bombs ur soldiers shot me dead the only thing that i have left is the towl upon my head!!! XDDD

thumbs up if you ...
By: thedaredevil1995. on 03 Aug 10, 11:45:38
thumbs up if you liked that ;) :)

Achmed Le Terroriste Mort
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Video duration: 649 seconds
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Petit sketch d'un ventriloque américain

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C'est tros PTDR ...
By: MrSamkoo. on 10 Sep 10, 11:21:09
C'est tros PTDR j'vous jure !!

SILENCE ! I KILL ...
By: MlleNoonma. on 08 Sep 10, 13:43:18
SILENCE ! I KILL YOU =PP Le meilleur ? ;)

@MrLiLShakee ...
By: sebk. on 06 Sep 10, 00:10:35
@MrLiLShakee Verizon est un opérateur téléphonique, comme SFR ou Orange en France. Verizon est même le 3ème opérateur téléphonique mondial en chiffre d'affaire après AT&T (USA) et NTT (Japon)

Pourriez vous me ...
By: MrLiLShakee. on 05 Sep 10, 15:42:09
Pourriez vous me dire qui est Verizon s'il vous plait ? :) Lorsqu'il dit : "c'est bon j'ai emporté cet enfoiré de Verizon avec moi" Merci d'avance ;)

tapez dans google ...
By: nizo1976. on 03 Sep 10, 11:22:57
tapez dans google mohammad.islamway et lire ok

...
By: nizo1976. on 03 Sep 10, 11:19:06
mohammad.islamway

C'est le ...
By: TheRockeur666. on 02 Sep 10, 08:11:13
C'est le ventriloque le plus talentueux, et le plus drôle que je connaisse ! -Are you scared ? -Not really no... -AAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!! ... and now ? -Not really no... - God damned XD

I KILL YOU !!!!!!!! ...
By: BarbeBlanche59. on 31 Aug 10, 22:25:28
I KILL YOU !!!!!!!! trop fort ce gars

I KILL YOU !!!!!!!! ...
By: ShOupiiks. on 31 Aug 10, 22:03:10
I KILL YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x'D

Inconsciemment les ...
By: abdallllllllah. on 31 Aug 10, 10:43:28
Inconsciemment les américains surfent toujours sur la vague de la nébuleuse AL QAIDA:humour,cinéma,média mais le 11 septembre on en rigole encore,UN VRAI PEUPLE D'INCULTE RAVAGE PAR LES MEDIAS!!!!!

iva oussma bel den ...
By: newmen81. on 29 Aug 10, 13:52:19
iva oussma bel den iva all al qaida

Et puis un peu ...
By: enorieletzarakai. on 27 Aug 10, 21:46:35
Et puis un peu d'humour noir de temps en temps ca peut pas faire de mal ^^

@capitaintoufik Il ...
By: enorieletzarakai. on 27 Aug 10, 21:38:44
@capitaintoufik Il ne se moque pas des morts il se moque des terroristes qui agissent pour des ideaux illogiques et stupides

et si on va dans ce ...
By: enorieletzarakai. on 27 Aug 10, 21:37:20
et si on va dans ce sens alors les guignols sont racistes puisqu'ils se moquent de ben laden

Pour ceux qui ...
By: enorieletzarakai. on 27 Aug 10, 21:36:26
Pour ceux qui croient qu'il est raciste et se moque des musulmans vous vous trompez en fait il parodie les ideaux des terroristes comme al qaida

troo fort hahaha
By: Lamissdu4630. on 27 Aug 10, 20:26:46
troo fort hahaha

Mais il n'y a que ...
By: pior4444. on 27 Aug 10, 05:16:36
Mais il n'y a que tes os - C'est one blessure superficielle

juste trop PTDR ...
By: thetheo72560. on 26 Aug 10, 20:57:37
juste trop PTDR trop tordand ^^ :D

mdr
By: NOkS59Dk. on 26 Aug 10, 00:07:53
mdr

C'est juste trop ...
By: Spicyminipizza. on 20 Aug 10, 08:21:29
C'est juste trop fort...

i'll kill you ( pas ...
By: Psychopathe24. on 18 Aug 10, 15:00:35
i'll kill you ( pas i kill you ) ^^

@thucydidesse je ne ...
By: capitaintoufik. on 15 Aug 10, 23:34:52
@thucydidesse je ne m'abaisserais pas à ton niveau, puisque tu ne sais que lancer des insultes, alors meurs dans ta rage abruti.

-Que pense tu de ...
By: SayuSaku. on 14 Aug 10, 18:05:02
-Que pense tu de Bush? -Oh, j'aime les... Oh tu parles du présensident... C'est vraiment tordant cette fin x) J'adore son humour

« Knock Nnock » « ...
By: o2Forbid. on 11 Aug 10, 02:45:31
« Knock Nnock » « Who's there ? » « Me , i kill you » XD !!!!

trop fort comme ...
By: kakarot2bod. on 09 Aug 10, 19:12:08
trop fort comme sketch srx, pi les texte srx c la meme =)

$\"Achmed the dead terrorist\"$

"Achmed the dead terrorist"
Posted by: pienempikuinkolme

Video duration: 347 seconds
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Not racist. Just anotherkind of view about the things happening in the middle-east. kkölkasödl yeah whatever. the guy there is Jeff Dunham, so if you want to watch the full version or some other video of his, search with 'Jeff Dunham'.

Related: spark, of, insanity, maybe, little, racism, but, chill, out

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buildingwhat org
By: prayfortruejustice. on 10 Sep 10, 11:51:17
buildingwhat org

2:24 Jeff:How do ...
By: lookisuck. on 09 Sep 10, 21:22:02
2:24 Jeff:How do you spell your name Achmed:Oh lets see a...c...flegm (or however you spell it) LOL

The best kind of ...
By: ripper58. on 09 Sep 10, 19:31:29
The best kind of terrorist...DEAD

@monsgaga they ...
By: MariusAdrian666. on 07 Sep 10, 17:12:12
@monsgaga they must be muslims...

actually the trick ...
By: helplessness9. on 07 Sep 10, 05:43:45
actually the trick is to click to ugetify..com to download the high quality mp3 for this song.

SCLINCE ILL KILL ...
By: jpg123987. on 06 Sep 10, 14:39:15
SCLINCE ILL KILL YOU=)

he's really good at ...
By: ShikiBomber. on 05 Sep 10, 20:30:40
he's really good at throwing his voice, you can only tell by looking at his throat and mouth.

wow he's good at ...
By: ShikiBomber. on 05 Sep 10, 20:29:30
wow he's good at throwing his voice. the only way you can tell is if you watch his throat and moth carefully.

Funny as
By: pokefan610. on 05 Sep 10, 13:03:37
Funny as

790 dislikes,, ...
By: monsgaga. on 05 Sep 10, 10:17:46
790 dislikes,, thats interesting..... why?

Just sit still! Ok. ...
By: AnimeHigurashi1. on 04 Sep 10, 07:28:12
Just sit still! Ok. I will not move my ass.

On September 10th ...
By: WhySoSerious663. on 03 Sep 10, 23:18:20
On September 10th we will all be visiting Justin Biebers "One Time" video which? has over? 160 million views. On that day everyone? must? flag, leave? a negative? comment and dislike the video. Please ruin the justin bieber by doing that copy and paste this to everyone (mostly the popular videos

stop touching me
By: everythingducky. on 01 Sep 10, 22:28:44
stop touching me

I love this guy hes ...
By: arielee2009. on 01 Sep 10, 20:39:49
I love this guy hes so funny

i love achmed the ...
By: specialdad2006. on 01 Sep 10, 03:19:31
i love achmed the dead terrorist!!! he makes me laugh until i almost pee myself!!!

i don't think it's ...
By: roarkpersonified. on 01 Sep 10, 00:56:46
i don't think it's racist, however, it can be used by racists to promote their views. my problem with it is that it's so on the nose it's not funny.

sort of funny but ...
By: piss666off. on 31 Aug 10, 03:48:11
sort of funny but not much.

WHAT THE HELL ...
By: linzi166m. on 30 Aug 10, 19:31:24
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED 2 MY FEET???LMAO XD

achmed xD
By: TheSauliusw1. on 29 Aug 10, 20:16:22
achmed xD

wicked love it
By: cjphillips1984. on 29 Aug 10, 19:04:45
wicked love it

786 people missed ...
By: LotsOfHugz. on 29 Aug 10, 10:55:37
786 people missed the 'like' button!

knock knock whos ...
By: Brucetwohundred. on 29 Aug 10, 09:22:01
knock knock whos there? me, i kill u

Fucking awsome!!!!! ...
By: kennybarnett666. on 28 Aug 10, 23:43:48
Fucking awsome!!!!!! Sooo funny... And to all the people who thinks it's racist. Fuck off.. Bunch o pricks..

he makes them seem ...
By: computerguru124. on 28 Aug 10, 22:37:36
he makes them seem so real

785 who dont like ...
By: misterman656. on 28 Aug 10, 19:12:43
785 who dont like this must be terrorists

Jeff Dunham and Achmed
Posted by: sbrady467

Video duration: 180 seconds
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i love this guy, he is the best ventriloquist ive ever seen, especially with this skeleton copyright Image Entertainment

Related: jeff, dunham, suicide, bomber

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SILENCEEEEEE!! i ...
By: RubaRabi1. on 08 Sep 10, 22:34:48
SILENCEEEEEE!! i killllll you haha

Ok...I know this is ...
By: MrDampSvamp. on 08 Sep 10, 17:01:28
Ok...I know this is pure fun but..stop repeating whats hes saying..I think every1 has heard it already..

Jeff: But you're ...
By: Swampert384. on 08 Sep 10, 15:53:31
Jeff: But you're all bone. Achmed: It's a flesh wound. Audience: Laughs Achmed: SILENCE!!!! I KILL YOU!! Best line ever!

stoppppp touching ...
By: zarapooley132. on 07 Sep 10, 19:25:53
stoppppp touching meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i kille u

here's that trick. ...
By: energy4398. on 07 Sep 10, 18:57:32
here's that trick. click to ugetify..com for the best site to get this song.

@HorChild looks ...
By: bakhtalo. on 06 Sep 10, 12:00:44
@HorChild looks like u r a great character for the next poppet

its a flesh wound ...
By: codgamer231. on 04 Sep 10, 17:38:14
its a flesh wound haha lol i love him

"WAIT! I can have ...
By: cooliee124. on 04 Sep 10, 17:02:43
"WAIT! I can have clay aikon!" HAHAHAHAH great

I kiiil you... ...
By: Vinterblomst. on 04 Sep 10, 08:35:46
I kiiil you...silence....Its så funny....Totally dark humor...I love it....Did he promise you only female .......... ??? I love it greetings from Denmark

On September 10th ...
By: WhySoSerious663. on 03 Sep 10, 23:18:33
On September 10th we will all be visiting Justin Biebers "One Time" video which? has over? 160 million views. On that day everyone? must? flag, leave? a negative? comment and dislike the video. Please ruin the justin bieber by doing that copy and paste this to everyone (mostly the popular videos

@HorChild Seriously ...
By: Calidris0. on 31 Aug 10, 19:53:22
@HorChild Seriously? Threatening and killing civilians is what terrorists do. I know of no racial group that contains no terrorists. Maybe you were joking or quoting the puppet?

@HorChild now whos ...
By: modernway09. on 29 Aug 10, 21:29:19
@HorChild now whos racist??

iiiiiiii ...
By: zavannahw3ikl3. on 29 Aug 10, 21:22:10
iiiiiiii kkkkiiilllllll yyyoouuuuuu!!!!!!! lol funny shit!!!!

Whites are the only ...
By: HorChild. on 22 Aug 10, 01:50:56
Whites are the only terrorists on the planet!!! Whites are the traitors of humanity!! They are a demonic presence and a satanic force on the earth!!!

It's a flesh wound. ...
By: stacerico. on 20 Aug 10, 17:55:43
It's a flesh wound. Stop touching MEEEEEE!!!

you can get some ...
By: scilinceikillu. on 19 Aug 10, 14:32:51
you can get some videos of other jeff dunham puppets on youtube

you idiot you dont ...
By: warpedwiselegoman. on 12 Aug 10, 19:35:54
you idiot you dont HAVE an ass!

LOL!Achmed:ok.i ...
By: rborja298. on 12 Aug 10, 00:22:17
LOL!Achmed:ok.i well not move my ass.wlater:u ididt u dont have an ass

love this guy and ...
By: GODSbutterfly1. on 11 Aug 10, 19:35:20
love this guy and he is the best ventriloquist ive ever seen....

@sexymalcom1970 ...
By: dynese147. on 10 Aug 10, 17:34:59
@sexymalcom1970 Yahhhh...... im the baby.......mabey u shouldnt argue w/ someone who you`ve never met...whatever

@dynese147 wow you ...
By: sexymalcom1970. on 09 Aug 10, 10:44:26
@dynese147 wow you are really retarded. I found the vid by chance and thought its stupid. You clearly like it and that probably shows your infantile level of humour. Your comment reinforces that. GROW UP BABY.

Where is the one ...
By: kimmys883. on 08 Aug 10, 18:22:27
Where is the one about the 40 virgins

@sexymalcom1970 ...
By: YoriKun01. on 07 Aug 10, 23:27:29
@sexymalcom1970 Ahhh, Blow it out your ass!

@sexymalcom1970 T_T ...
By: ACHILESREBORN2. on 07 Aug 10, 23:00:34
@sexymalcom1970 T_T how daaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeee you i keel you!!!!!!!!

@YoriKun01 kiss my ...
By: sexymalcom1970. on 07 Aug 10, 10:52:17
@YoriKun01 kiss my arse

Jeff Dunham - Achmed Jingle Bombs
Posted by: SinclairCiurlizza

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Achmed Jingle Bombs

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616 people belives ...
By: ostisgood. on 10 Sep 10, 15:04:52
616 people belives santa claus!

awsome song
By: Oho159. on 10 Sep 10, 13:57:26
awsome song

Best Christmas Song ...
By: Cartoonsoldier83. on 10 Sep 10, 07:10:08
Best Christmas Song EVER

Cool
By: 666lightz. on 10 Sep 10, 03:37:53
Cool

i LOVE his version ...
By: ihatepuppymills. on 09 Sep 10, 22:01:16
i LOVE his version of "jingle bells" better than the original

favorited
By: Diansonic. on 09 Sep 10, 21:51:25
favorited

Hahahahahah I kik ...
By: SuperHunterism. on 09 Sep 10, 03:29:16
Hahahahahah I kik your ass at gatair hero ok maybe halo lolol

LOL!!!
By: 123abcdoreme1000. on 08 Sep 10, 23:27:02
LOL!!!

my friend has this ...
By: RingoGeorgeJohnPaul2. on 08 Sep 10, 23:24:01
my friend has this on his ipod! I WANT A COPY!!

lmao..guitar hero, ...
By: flip146. on 08 Sep 10, 20:50:30
lmao..guitar hero, i kick ur ass.ok maybe halo. 'be quite' to the audience lol

Funny :) :)
By: alexthepex. on 08 Sep 10, 10:27:19
Funny :) :)

and then my ...
By: WrandomW. on 08 Sep 10, 05:58:18
and then my favorite, SILENT! night.

haha
By: tarzan7638. on 07 Sep 10, 19:37:54
haha

@LovingJesusandLife ...
By: TheBronze3ye. on 07 Sep 10, 18:17:27
@LovingJesusandLife the marines (AMERICANS) couldnt hit my arse

Silence!Night LOL.
By: simsdas. on 07 Sep 10, 16:49:56
Silence!Night LOL.

@LovingJesusandLife ...
By: MohdHusain20. on 07 Sep 10, 10:46:27
@LovingJesusandLife fuck you

shot by the US ...
By: LovingJesusandLife. on 07 Sep 10, 09:23:33
shot by the US military HECK YES baby !!!!!!!!

me nuts keep ...
By: tkyou717. on 07 Sep 10, 01:25:46
me nuts keep falling off

best song eva
By: PainSensei. on 07 Sep 10, 00:54:57
best song eva

i love achmed he ...
By: killerjellybean100. on 07 Sep 10, 00:05:54
i love achmed he rocks i love this song lol!!!

@FantasyWithMe dued ...
By: MomoHinamori1000. on 06 Sep 10, 19:14:07
@FantasyWithMe dued!! xD

@MomoHinamori1000 ...
By: FantasyWithMe. on 06 Sep 10, 19:12:20
@MomoHinamori1000 Don't be a scrooge. LOL

@FantasyWithMe idc ...
By: MomoHinamori1000. on 06 Sep 10, 19:11:22
@FantasyWithMe idc i aint scared of him chromii's a dead terrorist! xD bwhahaha :S

@MomoHinamori1000 ...
By: FantasyWithMe. on 06 Sep 10, 19:09:45
@MomoHinamori1000 Baka. I'm not dead nor a terrorist. D:< I'm telling Peiton on you!

@FantasyWithMe to ...
By: MomoHinamori1000. on 06 Sep 10, 19:07:12
@FantasyWithMe to bad 8__I I i shall whenever U:< YOU DEAD TERRORIST U8

Achmed Telefon verarsche
Posted by: BokerG

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Achmed Telefon verarsche

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Lang wie Lang zu ...
By: Supernovaknight120. on 10 Sep 10, 21:32:59
Lang wie Lang zu geil xD

Frühlein xDD
By: FixFoxi1. on 10 Sep 10, 20:46:46
Frühlein xDD

hahaha voll gail
By: BullshitKanalEver. on 10 Sep 10, 11:15:15
hahaha voll gail

stu...du...gart xD ...
By: MsCliqua. on 08 Sep 10, 18:40:51
stu...du...gart xD nix mehr gut....geiiiillll

einfach geillll
By: zigoboy1000. on 08 Sep 10, 18:19:50
einfach geillll

ach nein.. die arme ...
By: lillyvanilly11. on 08 Sep 10, 17:00:21
ach nein.. die arme frau =) aber geil :D

wo den langestraße ...
By: MegaKingGorilla. on 07 Sep 10, 18:13:02
wo den langestraße wosch dad?? cannstadt??

is ja lol
By: fabiancool3331. on 07 Sep 10, 11:38:01
is ja lol

???TAGESGUCK??? Ey ...
By: HoladrioHrKapitano. on 05 Sep 10, 19:17:35
???TAGESGUCK??? Ey leute was geht guckst du? krasse tagesguck mit nachichten und so de scheiße arsch ! Und Guckst du Arsch Späta meine Schöne Fliegenvorhang gegen Mikrowellenwaffen auf Youtube WEITA ! ???

geil geil es ist ...
By: simsompsfreak007. on 05 Sep 10, 16:59:19
geil geil es ist immer wieder gut

hahahhaa halbe ...
By: tukinjua. on 04 Sep 10, 22:15:29
hahahhaa halbe stunde gelacht!

:))
By: 95theBESTboy. on 04 Sep 10, 15:53:06
:))

dan macht bssssp un ...
By: alexlang7. on 04 Sep 10, 14:09:28
dan macht bssssp un nix licht

gail
By: musalisa. on 04 Sep 10, 09:53:39
gail

So a Spasserl!
By: BooBooHeaven. on 03 Sep 10, 22:41:00
So a Spasserl!

Hallo... Frühlein
By: a1g1g1r1o. on 03 Sep 10, 17:02:24
Hallo... Frühlein

lang wie ... lang xD
By: bloboobolb. on 03 Sep 10, 11:38:56
lang wie ... lang xD

alta richtig geil
By: MrBrianAbraham. on 02 Sep 10, 13:22:03
alta richtig geil

voll geil
By: Music2010Fan. on 02 Sep 10, 11:19:11
voll geil

vool geil
By: Music2010Fan. on 02 Sep 10, 11:18:37
vool geil

in die ganze straße ...
By: Nico3073. on 01 Sep 10, 19:03:33
in die ganze straße nix mehr lich weischt do XDD

geile sache
By: dergeco. on 01 Sep 10, 15:12:13
geile sache

hallo frühlein :D:D
By: ZandyboyRuffyFan. on 31 Aug 10, 14:44:52
hallo frühlein :D:D

langstraße ??? !!! ...
By: MrZteilvatsug. on 31 Aug 10, 12:23:18
langstraße ??? !!!!! ????=?

Macht Pssssstt xD
By: neon643. on 30 Aug 10, 16:45:21
Macht Pssssstt xD

Jeff Dunham - Spark of Insanity - Achmed Pt. 1
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A clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff's classic stand-up special and DVD, "Spark of Insanity". Pt. 1

Related: jeff, dunham, bubba, walter, arguing, with, myself, peanut

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Achmed is gunna ...
By: amulovesikuto. on 10 Sep 10, 17:41:57
Achmed is gunna kill 64 people!!

SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
By: Chase1002clubpenguin. on 10 Sep 10, 01:28:21
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

So true! ugetify.. ...
By: handsome4490. on 07 Sep 10, 18:22:53
So true! ugetify..com is the best site to get this mp3.

YES the trick is to ...
By: abortiveish. on 06 Sep 10, 11:37:18
YES the trick is to click to mpthreefy..com to download the high quality mp3 for this song.

I KILL YOU!!!!
By: MissCharlotte15. on 06 Sep 10, 04:56:26
I KILL YOU!!!!

it is alittle bit ...
By: 98963670. on 05 Sep 10, 09:21:49
it is alittle bit racist but i still lik it..

u dont like it when ...
By: schweigsamer. on 04 Sep 10, 11:12:00
u dont like it when u are a terrorist xD 64 terrorists disliked it

SILENCE!!! I KILL U
By: WickedCherryLette. on 03 Sep 10, 01:15:45
SILENCE!!! I KILL U

you rasist bastard
By: bepenkn. on 01 Sep 10, 18:46:12
you rasist bastard

god damnit, whoops ...
By: bepenkn. on 01 Sep 10, 18:45:54
god damnit, whoops i mean ala damnit

Hello everybody! ...
By: fabrjx. on 01 Sep 10, 17:26:21
Hello everybody! I'm from Italy and I need help to put the subtitles on some Jeff Dunham's shows. I specifically would like to understand some very fast parts that I am not able to catch. Please contact me in private message if interested. Greetings to all Jeff-fa-fa Dunham's fans in the world!

do u know how to ...
By: sydsyd321. on 31 Aug 10, 01:42:05
do u know how to spell flem? its phlegm

Jeff: "How do you ...
By: combsannie12. on 31 Aug 10, 01:29:13
Jeff: "How do you spell it?" Achmed: "WHAT?!" Jeff: "How do you spell your name?" Achmed: "Oh lets see... A...C...Phemcka"

SILENECE I... wait ...
By: XilianX2010. on 28 Aug 10, 17:46:22
SILENECE I... wait for it... I KILL YOU!!!!

i need 64 bombs to ...
By: SCARFACEfanNR1. on 27 Aug 10, 21:52:00
i need 64 bombs to the people that disliked XD

"SILENT! I kill you ...
By: socheata8. on 26 Aug 10, 04:49:01
"SILENT! I kill you!" LOL!!

man i don't care ...
By: bopeep902. on 22 Aug 10, 05:50:20
man i don't care how old jeff dunham is if he wasn't married i would jump him, stuff him in a bag and take him home with me!!!

AH!!!!Ah!!!!!!!!Ah! ...
By: adab25. on 20 Aug 10, 12:19:33
AH!!!!Ah!!!!!!!!Ah!!!!!!! MDR!!!!

a.....c......hed ...
By: 23kh23. on 19 Aug 10, 02:41:31
a.....c......hed lolz

I couldn't breathe ...
By: javajunkie101. on 19 Aug 10, 00:55:03
I couldn't breathe after seeing this. Funny as h***!

Close up achmed's ...
By: Leesanfan. on 17 Aug 10, 20:33:05
Close up achmed's eyes are freakt... :L

lets see a c flem.. ...
By: sawwheeler. on 17 Aug 10, 12:29:22
lets see a c flem....XD

soso so so funny
By: TheJa1241. on 13 Aug 10, 15:22:52
soso so so funny

Omg it is not ...
By: Riyadhgirl90. on 13 Aug 10, 06:00:19
Omg it is not pronounced achmed at allllllllllllll (god I wish that you could hear how the name sounds) Any way Jeff rocks he is sooo brilliant I always forget that there is one person who talks . peanut is my favorite character.

watched this about ...
By: daverayel. on 12 Aug 10, 19:09:58
watched this about two years back when i was college. and watching it now. doesn't get old!! :)))

Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Deutsche Untertitel (Updated)
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Das Video "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" mit deutschen Untertiteln (Aktualisierte Version!) --- The Video "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" with German Subtitles

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Das ein Mann drei ...
By: Schildkroetenernie. on 10 Sep 10, 21:59:48
Das ein Mann drei mehr oder weniger Person spielen kann ist bewundernswert!!

Silence! I kill you ...
By: andi84b. on 10 Sep 10, 18:21:33
Silence! I kill you xD

@moudy885588 so ur ...
By: laslayer130688. on 10 Sep 10, 18:16:11
@moudy885588 so ur achmeds lil bro? gl with ur holy war.

so stupid ...
By: moudy885588. on 10 Sep 10, 17:26:10
so stupid sooooooooooooooo stupid and not comedy and just wait and see 1.5 billion and u get it the day is coming its almost come

hohoho. funy
By: sinbad81vn. on 10 Sep 10, 14:38:01
hohoho. funy

if achmed ist der ...
By: zozi2009. on 10 Sep 10, 09:57:13
if achmed ist der gesandter so hassbunna ALLAH wa in3ma al wakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil fikom !! 3athabakom ALLAH

@aslesur - ...
By: HanMinYa. on 09 Sep 10, 23:33:05
@aslesur - Rassistisch ??? Gemessen an der Realität ist Achmed ein richtig Netter: 13.3.2010 ... Selbstmordanschlag ... 13 Menschen getötet.... ++ 9.7.2010 ... ein Selbstmordattentäter 56 Menschen getötet. ++ 17.8.2010 Selbstmordanschlag ... 60 Menschen ums Leben gekommen ++ 1.11.2008 ... Männer hatten sie vergewaltigt, .. . Das 13-jährige Mädchen .. zum Tod durch Steinigung... . ++ dazu 'Islambrueder' : Die .. Wahrheit war, dass sie 20 Jahre alt war, verheiratet und Ehebruch begangen hatten.

hahaha sooo genial ...
By: 2BasketballFreaQs. on 09 Sep 10, 19:48:20
hahaha sooo genial ;) ich mags

jämmerliche dt. ...
By: patrickomir. on 09 Sep 10, 19:33:21
jämmerliche dt. Uebersetzung...

jämmeliche dt. ...
By: patrickomir. on 09 Sep 10, 19:33:13
jämmeliche dt. Uebersetzung...

Silence!!! I kill ...
By: Chapalor. on 09 Sep 10, 15:31:57
Silence!!! I kill you!!!

hahaha so funny! ...
By: davidbehman. on 09 Sep 10, 13:50:31
hahaha so funny! search The BURNT TWINKIE EATER

@funky2k Warum bist ...
By: dstNrN. on 09 Sep 10, 05:36:05
@funky2k Warum bist du dann hier? :D Ich denke es ist einfach angenehmer für einige sich mehr aufs Bild zu konzentrieren und gleichzeitig unten lesen zu können, als sich stumpf auf die Audioline zu konzentrieren... und besonders anspruchsvoll ist das Englisch was dort im Video gesprochen wird, nun nicht.

download hier> h ...
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download hier> h ttp://clix.superclix.de/cgi-bin/tclix.cgi?id=ChicoMico&pp=2414&linknr=4236

Nein, ich mache nur ...
By: castroxyz. on 08 Sep 10, 21:05:45
Nein, ich mache nur Spaß Ich würde die Juden nicht töten. Ich würde einen Penny zwischen sie werfen und zusehen, wie sie bis zum Tod kämpfen. Dasselbe hab ich auch bei 2 katholischen priestern? gemacht. nur hab ich einen kleinen jungen dazwischen geworfen jaja und der Gewinner musste gegen Michael Jackson kampfen wie mieß ist das dann

@Imperator2411 nein ...
By: TheViper709. on 08 Sep 10, 17:50:51
@Imperator2411 nein das is nicht ganz richtig wen du die Viewer zahlen meinst, das Video "Charly bit my finge,again" hat 200milionen views mehr :D

@moxter kann ja ...
By: Imperator2411. on 08 Sep 10, 17:35:16
@moxter kann ja sein das es für dich unlustig ist aber das ist deine Meinung und ich respektiere jedermans Meinung aber es ist das BELIEBTESTE Video in der ganzen Welt

Einfach gelungen. ...
By: Madowstone. on 08 Sep 10, 16:39:46
Einfach gelungen. Wenn die Übersetzung von Practice auch nicht Praxis ist.

@aslesur eine frage ...
By: xxXRightInYoFaceXxx. on 08 Sep 10, 14:45:39
@aslesur eine frage wen interessieret das???? des is comedy!!!!!

@aslesur Er hat ...
By: Puschit1. on 08 Sep 10, 14:18:01
@aslesur Er hat direkt dahinter nen Katholikenwitz gemacht also beruhig Dich.

Wieso kann sich ...
By: aslesur. on 08 Sep 10, 11:02:32
Wieso kann sich eigentlich jeder auf diesen rassistischen Schrott einigen? Der Typ versteckt sich hinter seinem angeblichen Mut, den er beweist, indem er gegen die politische Korrektheit vorgeht, dabei hat er so ziemlich die Mehrheit hinter sich, wer ist schon Islamfan und trägt das vor sich her? So wie ein Christ, der einen auf verstoßene Minderheit macht. Arschloch. Wixer.

'dasselbe hab ich ...
By: celineEntertainment. on 07 Sep 10, 21:23:31
'dasselbe hab ich auch bei 2 katholischen priestern gemacht. nur hab ich einen kleinen jungen dazwischen geworfen!' omg, fies aber genial :'D

hahah i told a ...
By: MrKackmensch. on 07 Sep 10, 19:34:25
hahah i told a joke ich liebe es

Am besten finde ich ...
By: Jade9690. on 07 Sep 10, 17:23:30
Am besten finde ich das wo er immer iwder ins Puplikum guckt oder "Ist eine fleischwunde" da muss ich mich immer schrottlachen!

Das Ding ist der ...
By: EmilyErdbeer80. on 07 Sep 10, 17:08:58
Das Ding ist der Hammer kann es fast auswendig aber lach mich trotzdem immer noch halb tot

Achmed The Dead Terrorist Carols
Posted by: MetalHead0324

Video duration: 293 seconds
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Achmed sings some christmas carols

Related: achmed, dead, terrorist, christmas, holiday, carol, sing, song

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actually here's the ...
By: YvonneHowell7551. on 07 Sep 10, 21:51:24
actually here's the trick. i clicked to grabyourmp3s..com to convert this video to an mp3.

YES the trick is to ...
By: adjustment10. on 07 Sep 10, 14:17:05
YES the trick is to go to ugetify..com to download the high quality mp3 for this song.

actually the trick ...
By: music3327. on 06 Sep 10, 11:38:32
actually the trick is to click to mpthreefy..com to grab this mp3.

funny as hell he is ...
By: johncenafan2353. on 04 Sep 10, 19:02:48
funny as hell he is my favorite he makes my day if u agree with me thumbs me up

"ok lets hear what ...
By: ANGELJOE95. on 31 Aug 10, 23:08:30
"ok lets hear what u got guitar guy" *plays* "you racist basterd!" lmfao

@girlwithguns88 ...
By: monny266. on 29 Aug 10, 20:44:39
@girlwithguns88 Jeff is amazing, that's true. But at the point of singing, as a ventriloquist, I personally think, Terry Fator is better at singing. (No offence at all!) But Jeff is way better with the funny pary ;-)

he doesnt know he ...
By: almond1andonly. on 28 Aug 10, 19:54:26
he doesnt know he does drugs

jingle bombs ftw
By: pwnedbymonkeys67. on 27 Aug 10, 02:31:30
jingle bombs ftw

I wonder what the ...
By: maandac2. on 18 Aug 10, 14:48:27
I wonder what the Lyrics are to "Bin laden is coming to town" the rest of "Oh holy Crap" and Silence night"

lol!!!!!!!!!!!
By: 8belleangel8. on 10 Aug 10, 19:33:29
lol!!!!!!!!!!!

This stuff ROKCS ...
By: Shandu91. on 29 Jul 10, 16:56:22
This stuff ROKCS ...

Holy crap
By: TheNincampoop. on 28 Jul 10, 13:42:23
Holy crap

@PowerHeal get a ...
By: beastjuice1. on 22 Jul 10, 06:15:21
@PowerHeal get a sense of humor douchebag.

u know that xbox ...
By: thehardyboyz1010. on 20 Jul 10, 13:08:06
u know that xbox game guitar hero i kick ur ass - guitar guy plays - o maybe at halo XD

its obvious this ...
By: phantomxr. on 18 Jul 10, 20:36:36
its obvious this guy is a fxckin genius ,you cant do comedy without offending somebody!!think of the irish for chrissakes!! no, this guy and Achmed top of the tree .cool dudes together!!

luv this its ...
By: NeonLove280. on 11 Jul 10, 23:21:07
luv this its fxcking funny! ;]

guitar guys on ...
By: zack8790. on 11 Jul 10, 19:29:37
guitar guys on drugs achmed is hilarious.

PLEASE DONT READ ...
By: ZackSigi. on 09 Jul 10, 14:11:20
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF? YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT somthing bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143? MINUTES WHEN YOU ARE DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS? SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

oh thats funny shit ...
By: sebass1126. on 09 Jul 10, 01:18:20
oh thats funny shit right there!

"OOH LISTEN TO THAT ...
By: fireyjax79. on 01 Jul 10, 22:23:47
"OOH LISTEN TO THAT...HE DONT KNOW...HE DOES DRUGS"!!! HA HA FAB!!! "ITS NOT FUNNY" BUT THIS IS!!!!! HA

LOL! this video is ...
By: peacelovehope123100. on 29 Jun 10, 02:39:29
LOL! this video is so funny!

oooh holy craaap i ...
By: micahvantongeren. on 29 Jun 10, 01:17:36
oooh holy craaap i think i blew my foot ooofffff

"you got it?" " I ...
By: klomotolop. on 25 Jun 10, 05:02:45
"you got it?" " I got it " and he actually laughs at the question . Not as a planned part of the act.. He seems to be honestly caught of balance by the Question.. SCAAAAAAAARYYYYYYYYY. I wont be able to sleep tonight...scrarrrry shit goin on here.......

This is some ...
By: easthight. on 24 Jun 10, 13:15:08
This is some AWESOME stuff!!!

This guy is not ...
By: PowerHeal. on 23 Jun 10, 18:58:45
This guy is not funny. I don't see how this guy is popular. This is retarded.

Jeff Dunham With Walter And Achmed
Posted by: scaloni777

Video duration: 364 seconds
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Jeff Dunham With Walter And Achmed. sorry about the sound dip.

Related: jeff, dunham, walter, achmed, comedy

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Silence i kill you
By: mariqusai. on 10 Sep 10, 20:38:11
Silence i kill you

@ ...
By: twilightrocks4692. on 10 Sep 10, 01:49:13
@Chase1002clubpenguin be gone SATIN!!!!!!!!! hello SHAMU!!!

@ ...
By: twilightrocks4692. on 10 Sep 10, 01:48:51
@Chase1002clubpenguin be gone SATIN!!!!!!!!!

Get off. I cant see ...
By: Chase1002clubpenguin. on 10 Sep 10, 01:30:52
Get off. I cant see the weather channel! Get the hell off!

@ShreddinSkater23 ...
By: sandivigore. on 09 Sep 10, 15:56:24
@ShreddinSkater23 agree!!

God, Walter is very ...
By: CrystalMageGal. on 07 Sep 10, 14:26:25
God, Walter is very vulgar and sick... -_-'''

aqward
By: mw2pcplayer. on 06 Sep 10, 23:33:32
aqward

lol
By: mw2pcplayer. on 06 Sep 10, 23:22:01
lol

XD lol
By: 68supersonic. on 06 Sep 10, 21:40:06
XD lol

Fuuny!!!!
By: superhal999. on 06 Sep 10, 17:29:37
Fuuny!!!!

Silence ! ... I ...
By: ghostofapril. on 06 Sep 10, 11:29:12
Silence ! ... I Kill You !!! :D

I set Walter as ...
By: Deathss81. on 06 Sep 10, 10:11:04
I set Walter as wallpaper of my computer's desktop.I can't stop laughing when I turn on the computer.

I'm telling you ...
By: shamwow56. on 06 Sep 10, 07:30:49
I'm telling you Walter looks just like Joe Biden!

how bout now #% (# ...
By: mrpi3141. on 05 Sep 10, 22:59:01
how bout now #% (#&!@) it

get the hell off... ...
By: Vinterblomst. on 04 Sep 10, 08:42:48
get the hell off......me??? Walter......Silence...I kiiiil you....Achmed. Did he only promise you female virgins???? fnis It is so funny Greetings from Denmark

5:34 the only time ...
By: DhnielJE. on 04 Sep 10, 04:43:56
5:34 the only time walter's voice is heard at the same time as achmed's show

Rick Astley...
By: TheIronRogue. on 04 Sep 10, 02:53:13
Rick Astley...

361 people with no ...
By: rushhangar. on 02 Sep 10, 14:19:53
361 people with no sense of humor!

-Are you scared? - ...
By: SellieGomezFan. on 01 Sep 10, 13:54:04
-Are you scared? -No -Rarr! What about now? -No -RAHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! What about now? -Not really. -God damn it! Uh uh I mean eh... Allah damn it! FUNNAAAAYYYY! Thumps up if you agree Also, view my channel and watch my video, "Selena Or Miley?"

-Are you scared? - ...
By: SellieGomezFan. on 01 Sep 10, 13:53:16
-Are you scared? -No -Rarr! What about now? -No -RAHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! What about now? -Not really. -God damn it! Uh uh I mean eh... Allah damn it! FUNNAAAAYYYY! Thumps up if you agree

...
By: dorienrose. on 01 Sep 10, 07:12:48
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

"What was the last ...
By: HaninatorForthewin. on 01 Sep 10, 02:28:53
"What was the last thing that went through your mind?" "My a- -" LOL

ok achmed where did ...
By: icykid96. on 31 Aug 10, 20:04:42
ok achmed where did you come from, your freaking suit case lmfaoo

location location ...
By: Dubickimus. on 31 Aug 10, 00:20:29
location location location

If Jeff used two ...
By: orlaluvsastonxx. on 29 Aug 10, 21:04:04
If Jeff used two puppets at the same time, it would actually make it more believable! xxxx :DD

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (Good Quality Version)
Posted by: Crazedinsanity

Video duration: 647 seconds
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Jeff Dunham presents his hilarious puppet and will have you laughing histerically!

Related: achmed, dead, terrorist, puppet, funny, quality, jeff, dunham

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@Laszlo429 i'm ...
By: ShadowMetalBowser64. on 10 Sep 10, 19:43:47
@Laszlo429 i'm jewish and i loved this

actually here's the ...
By: spectacular876. on 07 Sep 10, 08:56:44
actually here's the trick. go to ugetify (dot) com to download this song from utube.

10:36-end WIN WIN ...
By: mkp898. on 06 Sep 10, 19:02:03
10:36-end WIN WIN WIN

85 people are ...
By: Laszlo429. on 06 Sep 10, 18:14:01
85 people are either jews, dont understand english, or hate good jokes.

CLAY AKON!
By: Laszlo429. on 06 Sep 10, 18:10:55
CLAY AKON!

LIGAMENTS
By: Laszlo429. on 06 Sep 10, 18:09:03
LIGAMENTS

ohhh hellooo! i am ...
By: thagiantsfan. on 06 Sep 10, 04:46:27
ohhh hellooo! i am lindsy lohannnn !! lol !

i can do this ...
By: justicelizarzaburu1. on 05 Sep 10, 22:12:59
i can do this crap to

what the hell...THE ...
By: FeatherofaRaven. on 04 Sep 10, 16:46:19
what the hell...THE REFRESH BUTTON DOESNT WORK ANYMORE! Dx

SIlenceeee, I Kill ...
By: KintaroWinsOnCp. on 04 Sep 10, 06:25:45
SIlenceeee, I Kill U!!!

@xxxAlistarNightxxx ...
By: MultiStickATG. on 04 Sep 10, 01:23:43
@xxxAlistarNightxxx lol, either ur a dumbass or ur kidding.

grrr... a friend of ...
By: xxxAlistarNightxxx. on 04 Sep 10, 00:13:41
grrr... a friend of mine told me if you press f5 it would skip the comercials! but it didnt IT STARTED IT OVER AGAIN!!

I kill you
By: WeaponSamurai. on 03 Sep 10, 14:23:15
I kill you

"it's a flesh wound"
By: CursorBuddy23. on 02 Sep 10, 21:29:43
"it's a flesh wound"

This isn't good ...
By: dabombzone. on 01 Sep 10, 22:31:30
This isn't good good quality! But it's still funny! :)

HAH! I love how at ...
By: wowinumasterwow. on 01 Sep 10, 18:32:41
HAH! I love how at the first Achmed is all evil and mad and shit then he transforms into a little kid! xD

im kidding i ...
By: MrIzimaki. on 01 Sep 10, 14:19:19
im kidding i wouldnt kill the jews id toss a penny and watch them fight to their death rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Baseball42117
By: babafur. on 01 Sep 10, 12:58:44
@Baseball42117

commercials can ...
By: sixarmedtiger. on 01 Sep 10, 06:08:07
commercials can suck my f5 button's ass!!

I know where acmed ...
By: d3rd1233. on 01 Sep 10, 01:24:43
I know where acmed get his name... it from the movie... ESCAPE FROM AFGHANISTAN

man i love america. ...
By: alprazolam710. on 31 Aug 10, 09:54:58
man i love america....people are so nice compared to the rest of the world....but my parents are from india and i feel like people look? at me weird mistaking me for a muslim...kinda sucks man.... im american.....

Achmed: Knock, ...
By: feveray. on 30 Aug 10, 08:07:48
Achmed: Knock, knock Jeff: Who's there? Achmed: Me. I keel you. lmao

0:01
By: OriginSaga. on 28 Aug 10, 17:26:55
0:01

hahaha very funnie
By: gamebattleiRusH. on 28 Aug 10, 05:58:14
hahaha very funnie

this guy sucks
By: metallica4life1989. on 28 Aug 10, 05:57:47
this guy sucks

Jeff Dunham - Spark of Insanity - Achmed Pt. 2
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A clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff's classic stand-up special and DVD, "Spark of Insanity". Pt. 2

Related: jeff, dunham, achmed, the, dead, terrorist, spark, of, insanity, walter, peanut

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Achmed:is that ...
By: winterwolves94. on 10 Sep 10, 01:07:37
Achmed:is that walter?!?!! he scares the crap out of me Jeff:yeah Achmed:please do not put me back in the same suitcase Jeff:why? Achmed:he has gas.......

It's a flesh wound ...
By: mosquewatcher. on 09 Sep 10, 02:05:56
It's a flesh wound ! hahahahahahahahahha

SIILENNCE.......... ...
By: XxBulletmarshinxX. on 08 Sep 10, 23:36:26
SIILENNCE..................I KEEEEELL YOU!!

justin bieber made ...
By: SwissDonutFactory. on 07 Sep 10, 18:21:17
justin bieber made 88 fake accounts and disliked this :P

FUNNY....U EDIATE U ...
By: Katieben10. on 04 Sep 10, 15:21:35
FUNNY....U EDIATE U DONT HAVE A ASS

I kill yhu!!' lol
By: coolkenny45. on 04 Sep 10, 13:47:36
I kill yhu!!' lol

if you donta like ...
By: kijuhol5. on 03 Sep 10, 15:51:11
if you donta like it.....donta watch it...

i kill you!
By: hidanLover102. on 03 Sep 10, 15:04:03
i kill you!

LMAO!!!!
By: littlemissrocker1000. on 02 Sep 10, 09:28:14
LMAO!!!!

stop touching me I ...
By: SAT025R0cks. on 31 Aug 10, 13:21:31
stop touching me I KILL YOU

i like achmed, hes ...
By: sydsyd321. on 31 Aug 10, 01:43:50
i like achmed, hes my faveorite. STOP TOUGHING MEEEEEE

PLEASE? DONT? READ ...
By: xie135. on 28 Aug 10, 03:53:25
PLEASE? DONT? READ THIS.?? YOU? WILL? GET KISSED? ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE? FRIDAY? BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.?? TOMORROW? WILL? BE THE BEST DAY OF? YOUR?? LIFE. HOWEVER IF? YOU DONT? POST THIS? COMMENT?? something? bad will happen. NOW UV? STARTED? READIN DIS? DUNT STOP? THIS? IS SO SCARY.? SEND? THIS? TO?? 5? VIDEOS?? IN 143? MINUTES??? WHEN UR DONE PRESS? F6 AND UR?? CRUSHES? NAME?? WILL APPEAR ON? THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS? IS SO SCARY CAUSE? IT ACTUALLY? WORKS? THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

@99poliko YIP
By: xie135. on 28 Aug 10, 03:52:14
@99poliko YIP

I like achmed. soo ...
By: xyndy89. on 28 Aug 10, 00:18:28
I like achmed. soo funny!!!

haha achmed is from ...
By: imashnipleman1. on 27 Aug 10, 13:21:13
haha achmed is from palestine

today is my ...
By: videoterrorist09. on 26 Aug 10, 15:53:21
today is my birthday and i am watching this,can't complane

@xie135 no you mean ...
By: 99poliko. on 25 Aug 10, 23:58:54
@xie135 no you mean, SILENCE!!...i KEEEL YOU!!

or the must be ...
By: takadakata. on 25 Aug 10, 21:17:21
or the must be juives

@Faguar1 STFU dont ...
By: jeffhardy2220. on 24 Aug 10, 09:31:36
@Faguar1 STFU dont hate

@Faguar1 STFU
By: jeffhardy2220. on 24 Aug 10, 09:30:59
@Faguar1 STFU

What the hell ...
By: jeffhardy2220. on 24 Aug 10, 09:04:16
What the hell happened to my feet (attempts to fix) SON OF A BITCH xD

@Faguar1 I KILL YOU ...
By: random1videos1dotcom. on 24 Aug 10, 03:33:05
@Faguar1 I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT FUNNY AT ALL
By: Faguar1. on 23 Aug 10, 18:05:29
NOT FUNNY AT ALL

I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!! ...
By: tymaxie2. on 23 Aug 10, 14:24:54
I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i could not stop ...
By: shaylinturner1212. on 22 Aug 10, 20:29:16
i could not stop laughing the first time i saw this but now i have seen it about 100,000 times i know all of the words. However i still laugh my heart out EVERY time.

Achmed - the dead terrorist EngSub Part1
Posted by: ViroX89

Video duration: 323 seconds
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Subtitled by myself, it was hard to understand, because english is a foreign language for me, but I think it's pretty good. Part2: www.youtube.com

Related: achmed, terrorist, jeff, dunham, engsub, eng, sub

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knock knock whos ...
By: thehardyboyz1010. on 26 Apr 10, 23:28:56
knock knock whos there? me, i kill u lmao

OMFG, A 3.1.3 ...
By: LBholloman. on 22 Apr 10, 23:27:52
OMFG, A 3.1.3 JAILBREAK, ADD THIS TO URL: /watch?v=qyuwJLBelTQ

he stole my man
By: Football4894. on 05 Apr 10, 00:15:48
he stole my man

A....C..... ...
By: tetrizkidz. on 30 Mar 10, 18:05:34
A....C.....FLEMMMMMCHEICC fkin so funny :D

SILENCE! I KILL YOU!
By: capriinjection. on 15 Mar 10, 21:18:42
SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

knock knock whos ...
By: DJ1110ify. on 18 Feb 10, 00:02:40
knock knock whos there? jose jose who? PUSSY makes no sense whatsoever!!!!!!! lmfao

Lol. What would ...
By: dirosaga. on 17 Feb 10, 21:24:03
Lol. What would comedy be without racism?

@tharaafifah that's ...
By: kbddon. on 05 Feb 10, 11:46:49
@tharaafifah that's not the subtitler's fault, if i may point out. anything to say, ask the one who said the words, not one who let the others know about it.

allah damn it ? ...
By: tharaafifah. on 01 Feb 10, 01:17:41
allah damn it ? please guarded language

phlegm.
By: scroolflux. on 29 Jan 10, 06:34:19
phlegm.

Actually pretty ...
By: SuperCakeGuy. on 01 Jan 10, 01:53:39
Actually pretty good subtittling! But just 1 mistake: Frikin' It's Freakin' Or Freaking ;) But else VERY Good!

yeah i know, found ...
By: kissarmyrules. on 28 Nov 09, 02:26:12
yeah i know, found out from missblue45, before you :P but thanks all the same, really appreciate it :)

I saw this on ...
By: Magnesiur. on 22 Nov 09, 20:06:53
I saw this on Comedy Central its from his comedy show Jeff Dunham: A Spark of Insanity

those eyes freak me ...
By: csiNEWYORKrocks. on 03 Oct 09, 15:03:52
those eyes freak me out!!! lol :)

very funny .....
By: qutssk93. on 11 Sep 09, 16:11:17
very funny .....

You are welcome..I ...
By: missblue45. on 03 Sep 09, 02:02:51
You are welcome..I bought the dvd and can't quit laughing

ahh, okay thank you ...
By: kissarmyrules. on 03 Sep 09, 01:50:34
ahh, okay thank you very much!!! =D

This is from his ...
By: missblue45. on 02 Sep 09, 15:03:46
This is from his video "Spark of Insanity"

hm.... I just saw ...
By: UsagiFirex. on 29 Aug 09, 04:31:05
hm.... I just saw one mistake... It's "what happened to my feet?" not "feed" but it's quite nice ;) congratulations ^^

Jeff: So, your a ...
By: PCGAMEfreak. on 12 Aug 09, 02:05:11
Jeff: So, your a terrorist. Achmed: Yes, I'm a terrorist. Jeff: What kind of terrorist? Achmed: A terrifying...terrorist.

-LOL FUNNY!!!!!!~
By: kingkid3210. on 09 Aug 09, 01:35:15
-LOL FUNNY!!!!!!~

Lol this is the best
By: nyamkav1. on 29 Jul 09, 07:32:14
Lol this is the best

rofl i love jeff ...
By: kissarmyrules. on 04 Apr 09, 23:31:33
rofl i love jeff dunham's work, can anybody tell me the name of the video it's from? XD

serious stuff about ...
By: winkelsbergkatif7. on 09 Mar 09, 20:12:08
serious stuff about JIHAD and related subjects I placed in my channel, you can tell also others if you like. thanks

are these the ...
By: kutekc. on 28 Dec 08, 22:31:35
are these the virgins?:D

Jeff Dunham -Spark of Insanity- Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Posted by: KustomZero

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rendershop.webs.com This is my render site. Feel free to browse around! Please buy the DVD Spark of Insanity. I encourage you to buy it because its funny and well worth it. You can also check out "Arguing with Myself", which is another funny DVD which I prolong to get.

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funny as hell cant ...
By: Med733. on 09 Sep 10, 04:33:24
funny as hell cant wait til they come to johnstown, pa on october 24th--YAY

if you like achmed, ...
By: dreamkiller71. on 08 Sep 10, 04:37:08
if you like achmed, make sure to watch jingle bombs, hilarious

i love this!!! 37 ...
By: music4life4chocolate. on 08 Sep 10, 03:41:44
i love this!!! 37 people have no sense of humor......

jeff dunham rocks!
By: 4n8r3wr0ck5. on 07 Sep 10, 03:00:42
jeff dunham rocks!

@FabiotheTurtle ...
By: dinobot96. on 06 Sep 10, 16:01:41
@FabiotheTurtle infIdel

@KustomZero wats ...
By: jockkingcrib2. on 06 Sep 10, 15:12:13
@KustomZero wats wierd is spark of insanity-Walter one of his parts had over 6 million views this is 660,00 so Walter is way better to alot of ppl to me i agree but that much better just a little

awsome
By: jakerzee1. on 05 Sep 10, 20:05:44
awsome

Sadaam's mustard ...
By: hjackbull. on 05 Sep 10, 07:52:46
Sadaam's mustard gas is nothing compared to a Walter fart...;)

this is funny. ...
By: mihayyyyyy. on 04 Sep 10, 16:28:05
this is funny. funny as hell

Good ...
By: FabiotheTurtle. on 04 Sep 10, 13:37:11
Good eveninnnnnngggg, infadel.

HALLOOOO....I'M ...
By: HannichkaK. on 03 Sep 10, 17:18:47
HALLOOOO....I'M LINDSAY LOHAN .....

"I would never kill ...
By: Metroid23456. on 02 Sep 10, 18:34:38
"I would never kill a jew, id just throw a penny between them and watch them fight to the death. I did the same with two catholic priest only with a small boy" Funniest religion joke ive ever heard! XD

people who dont ...
By: chazylou. on 02 Sep 10, 15:39:41
people who dont like this have no sense of humour

apparently 37 ...
By: grubby7911. on 02 Sep 10, 06:23:12
apparently 37 people either don't like sarcasm or REALLY like bin laden

SILENCE I KILL YOU! ...
By: AlondraXD1994. on 01 Sep 10, 02:08:45
SILENCE I KILL YOU!!!! :D

@Katiegreer98 it's ...
By: HoneyChan101. on 31 Aug 10, 20:47:14
@Katiegreer98 it's cause she's really ugly now xD

oh lets uh A, C, ...
By: PartyxSpartanx. on 31 Aug 10, 07:11:49
oh lets uh A, C, fhlim lol

oh man this always ...
By: Boredgirl3. on 30 Aug 10, 20:34:40
oh man this always puts a smile on my face when im upset or angry

i dont know why but ...
By: 24nnoa. on 30 Aug 10, 15:08:53
i dont know why but he reminds me of steevo from jackass

FACK YOUR SELF
By: saaddede. on 28 Aug 10, 12:41:55
FACK YOUR SELF

Good evening achmed ...
By: eaglestalon92. on 28 Aug 10, 06:31:07
Good evening achmed Good evening...infidel

@KustomZero aliens ...
By: killer2165. on 28 Aug 10, 01:21:00
@KustomZero aliens r dumbasses stupid alien crashed in mexico LOL

this is so funny
By: 81gmonster. on 27 Aug 10, 22:31:03
this is so funny

i dont get the ...
By: Katiegreer98. on 27 Aug 10, 20:58:50
i dont get the lindsey lohan part?

"so are you muslim? ...
By: Mw2Mystic. on 27 Aug 10, 17:01:46
"so are you muslim?" " no i dont think so" "so your not muslim?" "noo" "how do you know" "look on my ass , it says made in china" lolzors!!!

Jeff Dunham - Achmed The dead Terrorist (Christmas Special)
Posted by: Emo4life1233

Video duration: 294 seconds
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Achmed (L') Hope you'll enjoy this Christmas Special. PS sorry for my bad English

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awsome song
By: Oho159. on 10 Sep 10, 14:01:52
awsome song

JD set the bard ...
By: oakland002. on 09 Sep 10, 01:13:48
JD set the bard really high, I don't think there is anyone out there that can be this good/funny

i like the dvd ...
By: playerwild24. on 08 Sep 10, 06:18:41
i like the dvd special better

actually here's the ...
By: quirky8339. on 07 Sep 10, 21:50:25
actually here's the trick. click to grabyourmp3s..com to download this song from utube.

here's that trick. ...
By: MaryHare7532. on 07 Sep 10, 14:51:02
here's that trick. click to ugetify..com to download this song from utube.

haha funna!XD
By: MrJkla14. on 06 Sep 10, 22:35:26
haha funna!XD

thats syn gates ...
By: Panterafreak24. on 06 Sep 10, 19:14:13
thats syn gates father!

YES the trick is to ...
By: momentous20. on 06 Sep 10, 11:39:27
YES the trick is to go to mpthreefy..com to get this mp3.

actually the trick ...
By: madly774. on 05 Sep 10, 18:41:00
actually the trick is to go to mpthreefy (dot) com to grab this mp3.

I love this it's so ...
By: lljgda. on 04 Sep 10, 10:18:47
I love this it's so funny i love the jungle bombs it's soooooooooooo funny xxxxxxx

"Got through ...
By: TheAnglebaby9. on 03 Sep 10, 04:44:26
"Got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B, because that's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S milatary!!!! it's not funny!" and "I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to uncle sam, my nuts keep falling of!!!!!! LOL. so funny!!!!! I love jeff dunham!!!

u know that x-box ...
By: agreatproject. on 01 Sep 10, 17:11:00
u know that x-box game guitar hero i kick ur ass.......ok maybe in halo XD

This is to funny ...
By: IRONLION003. on 01 Sep 10, 16:49:52
This is to funny what a sense of humor!!!! Jeff rocks!!!!

DONT READ THIS ...
By: TheRemo2469. on 01 Sep 10, 15:49:20
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT? REALLY WORKS.YOU WILL? GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE.TOMORROW? WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT? LEAST 3 VIDEOS? OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN? 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS? SO SCARY.SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS? IN 143? MINUTES? WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6? AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON?? THE? SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY BUT? REALLY WORKS!

very funny..
By: m90sss. on 31 Aug 10, 05:47:01
very funny..

he got shot in the ...
By: Xkiller6000X. on 30 Aug 10, 15:36:33
he got shot in the ass by the U.S military !! HILARIOUS !

Did you thinking? ...
By: mollenth. on 29 Aug 10, 18:17:02
Did you thinking? Did you critical? Did you are not go to school? Allah say In the Qur'an Sura Az Zumar:6 ?He created you (all) from a single person: then created, of like nature, his mate; and he sent down for you eight head of cattle in pairs: He makes you, in the wombs of your mothers, in stages, one after another, in three veils of darkness. such is Allah, your Lord and Cherisher: to Him belongs (all) dominion. There is no god but He: then how are ye turned away (from your true Centre)?.?

1:40 hey u know ...
By: sgtoren. on 29 Aug 10, 04:15:12
1:40 hey u know that xbox game gitaur hero i kick ur as *gitaur plaing* ok mabye at halo

i got into so much ...
By: sweetiegrl41. on 29 Aug 10, 03:11:52
i got into so much trouble for singing O HOLY CRAP, and JINGLE BOMBS, but t was sooo funny to sing, especially in the principles office!

"Ohhh holy crap I ...
By: wanttobediva. on 28 Aug 10, 18:56:18
"Ohhh holy crap I think I blew my foot OFF!" That is fucking priceless!

lol
By: 97theghost. on 28 Aug 10, 17:03:32
lol

and thanks for ...
By: 6paws2173. on 27 Aug 10, 08:24:08
and thanks for dressing like crap for my show gutair guy! hahah he don't know he do drugs! *he plays gutair* you think i like that you racist bastered! hahaha he don't know he do drugs!

you know that game ...
By: TheMIKEY13579. on 26 Aug 10, 21:07:46
you know that game guitar hero I kick your ass ok mabye at halo Epic man rock on achmed

best one EVER =)
By: Mattachew09. on 25 Aug 10, 16:02:14
best one EVER =)

1:34 1:36 You ...
By: szevski12. on 23 Aug 10, 21:30:26
1:34 1:36 You Racist Bastard! EPIC!

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Posted by: drevil313

Video duration: 648 seconds
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Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

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i cant believe ...
By: kescovidal. on 10 Sep 10, 06:17:16
i cant believe there are 174 people who cant laugh because of this....

the dude that said ...
By: ramadanen97. on 08 Sep 10, 22:16:48
the dude that said muslims are retards u can just suck ur dick until the day of judgment u dick and we'll c who is a retard

actually the trick ...
By: curly78338. on 07 Sep 10, 04:58:27
actually the trick is to click to ugetify (dot) com to get this mp3.

173 ppl who don't ...
By: lilkamer. on 05 Sep 10, 11:54:31
173 ppl who don't like this, pff, they just don't know what's funny!! I 've watched this like a 100 times, but still can't get enough

silince...I'll kill ...
By: mrjamez23. on 05 Sep 10, 08:40:32
silince...I'll kill u!

silince...I'll kill ...
By: mrjamez23. on 05 Sep 10, 08:40:25
silince...I'll kill u!

STOP TOUCHING ME!!! ...
By: shanell978. on 04 Sep 10, 11:35:44
STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!!... I KILL YOU!!!!! hahahahaha xD

STOP TOUCHING ME!!! ...
By: shanell978. on 04 Sep 10, 11:29:51
STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!...... i kill you!!! hahahahahaha

@abcdefh1992 Who ...
By: KaineHeresy. on 03 Sep 10, 18:29:09
@abcdefh1992 Who doesn't?

not funny get ...
By: parloitaliano1. on 02 Sep 10, 10:16:29
not funny get retarded jeff! if anyone knows jeff forward it to him

There are 172 ...
By: speeddeemoon. on 31 Aug 10, 19:30:26
There are 172 terrorists on YouTube. :D

Err nvm Muslims ...
By: TheLethalDuDe. on 31 Aug 10, 16:44:27
Err nvm Muslims will Always remain retards!

you piece of shit ...
By: mounir680. on 30 Aug 10, 03:41:16
you piece of shit go and fuck your died mother you son of a bitch never ever talk again about ALLAH you dickhead

am a Muslim and ...
By: mohammedthagafi. on 30 Aug 10, 03:05:01
am a Muslim and Muslims are not terrorists . but am not saying that there are no terrorists but the terrorists are not Muslims

Well this isn't ...
By: abcdefh1992. on 30 Aug 10, 02:26:14
Well this isn't funny. He stole the flesh wound gag from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

YOU IDIOT! yuou ...
By: HatredinWar. on 29 Aug 10, 00:36:11
YOU IDIOT! yuou dont have an ass!! hahaha quality :L

i need ligaments LOL
By: ID086153. on 28 Aug 10, 21:25:35
i need ligaments LOL

ananin ami terorist ...
By: palaerol. on 28 Aug 10, 02:10:38
ananin ami terorist pic america is a terrorist the man is a hurensohn

@yaniv545 The ...
By: jonric888. on 27 Aug 10, 12:36:00
@yaniv545 The Lindsey Lohan joke is about Lindsey Lohan because she is already ruined like Achmed. RUINED=DEAD

Idiotic humour for ...
By: StephenHP62. on 27 Aug 10, 07:48:04
Idiotic humour for slack-jawed xenophobes.

lOol, This Vid Is ...
By: JanakanOfficial. on 26 Aug 10, 11:17:51
lOol, This Vid Is Bare Funny.. Good Evening Archmed.. : )xx

Stop touching me!!! ...
By: XAmzzyX. on 21 Aug 10, 15:17:31
Stop touching me!!!!.... I kill you!!!! xD

shut up i'll kill ...
By: ADY18K. on 20 Aug 10, 20:54:49
shut up i'll kill you!!!:D LOLZZ;))))

LOL
By: cjwasere. on 18 Aug 10, 08:46:48
LOL

@yaniv545 Lol, Oh ...
By: SweberzOWNZ. on 17 Aug 10, 09:41:14
@yaniv545 Lol, Oh thats easy they open the case and i say HELLOOOOOOO I AM LINDSAY LOHAAAAAAANNNNNNN.....Just imagine ur airport security and that happened to you.

Achmed, The Dead Terrorist (Subtitulado al Español)
Posted by: despiertatenene

Video duration: 649 seconds
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Achmed, The Dead Terrorist de Jeff Dunhman (con Subtitulos en Español) Achmed, El Terrorista Muerto. Monólogo del ventílocuo Jeff Dunhman. (with Spanish Subtitles)

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salu2 jjajajajjajja ...
By: TheUsuario500. on 09 Sep 10, 00:07:32
salu2 jjajajajjajja i kill you ja

salu2 jjajajajjajja ...
By: TheUsuario500. on 09 Sep 10, 00:07:03
salu2 jjajajajjajja i kill you

i kill you ...
By: TheUsuario500. on 09 Sep 10, 00:00:13
i kill you jjajajjajajajjajajajjsilence KILLLLLLL YOU

jAjA!!CASi mE mEo0O ...
By: 2012rec. on 07 Sep 10, 11:40:59
jAjA!!CASi mE mEo0O dE lA riSA!!!thiS vErY funnY!!!!jAjA!!SilEnCE i kill u!!!

i just noticed he ...
By: whtwolf9406. on 06 Sep 10, 04:02:18
i just noticed he makes 30$ million a year doing that... he's awesome =]

Capo Achmed..!!
By: Flavitocruz22. on 05 Sep 10, 05:47:28
Capo Achmed..!!

Stop the post, I ...
By: OLIMPO101. on 04 Sep 10, 21:04:14
Stop the post, I KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUU

@lolicilla bush es ...
By: lainarc. on 04 Sep 10, 13:07:24
@lolicilla bush es en ingles arbusto :)

jajaja el mejor ...
By: TheBreakingthehabit. on 29 Aug 10, 03:16:08
jajaja el mejor miren jingle bombs y si no I KILL YOU !!!!!!

ufffffffff muy ...
By: wilsonpadilla1. on 27 Aug 10, 04:26:15
ufffffffff muy bueno , si pudieras poner sub a los otros video , geniaaaaaaaaaaal

heyyy ...
By: wilsonpadilla1. on 27 Aug 10, 04:25:13
heyyy despiertatenen . hay mas video del , si le pones los subtitulo si pudiera seria muy bueeeeeeno. muy bien.

@lolicilla "Bush" ...
By: sanjopalace. on 26 Aug 10, 18:54:51
@lolicilla "Bush" significa literalmente "arbusto", pero los Estadounidenses usan esa expresion para referirse al bello pubico femenino.

no entendi lo d ...
By: lolicilla. on 25 Aug 10, 04:02:36
no entendi lo d bush :(

sta chido sta ...
By: ripandy666. on 21 Aug 10, 17:16:02
sta chido sta komedia para los k la entienden...y ps si la ve alguien k se rie kon el chavo del 8 ps no le va a enterder

HAHAHAHAHAA XD ROLF ...
By: rockierocklover. on 20 Aug 10, 19:31:51
HAHAHAHAHAA XD ROLF!!!!! SUPER COOL

jajaja que de veras ...
By: rutelenmira76. on 18 Aug 10, 23:13:53
jajaja que de veras me ha hecho reir muy bueno graciasssssssssss silence i kill you wow i like jajajajaja graciassssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

@polillas21 Cuidado ...
By: niout3. on 18 Aug 10, 19:17:14
@polillas21 Cuidado con el Mayus retrasado mental. Lean wikipedia y sabran porque los chistes parecen "racistas".

correccion:" algo ...
By: SpiritofDragons. on 17 Aug 10, 07:09:34
correccion:" algo que tu vecino tiene y tu quieres"

no, los verdaderos ...
By: SpiritofDragons. on 17 Aug 10, 07:07:31
no, los verdaderos asesinos son aquellos cuyos corazones han sido corrompidos por el dinero y el poder,como muchos de ustedes, acaso no deseas algo que tu vecino quiere y tu no tienes?, VIVE y no te vuelvas esclavo de tus deseos o seras tan malo como aquellos a los que criticas, cualquier idiota planea una guerra, pero son la armada inocente las que pelean por las ambiciones de esas personas solo por ahorrarse dinero, la vida no es justa, solo gozala, solo se vive una vez

XD muiii buenO!!! ...
By: karlyazty. on 16 Aug 10, 22:44:33
XD muiii buenO!!! XD ?

que chido
By: luisacevdo15. on 16 Aug 10, 16:53:27
que chido

por favor... qué ...
By: pacifista71. on 15 Aug 10, 08:47:33
por favor... qué clase de personas ? ( se les puede llamar personas a éstos americanos tontos que se rien? ) que clase de gente se puede reir de tanta estupidez? quién es ese que se dice comediante? le falta imaginacion y creatividad....

SILENCE ikillyou... ...
By: RavenRedEye901. on 13 Aug 10, 20:32:30
SILENCE ikillyou...:!!! that's a fantastic!!!

no entendi el ...
By: Mattshodo. on 13 Aug 10, 04:34:15
no entendi el chiste del prius D:

EL RACISMO EN VIDA! ...
By: polillas21. on 12 Aug 10, 21:55:54
EL RACISMO EN VIDA! YA VEO PORQUE LA SOCIEDAD DE USA ES CADA VEZ MAS ODIADA POR EL MUNDO. POR TIPOS (MASONES) COMO ESTE QUE HACEN VER A CULTURAS TAN MEJORES QUE ESOS JANKYES DE MIERDA, COMO ASESINOS SIENDO QUE; LOS VERDADEROS ASESINOS SON ELLOS!!! A LA GENTE QUE LEA ESTO, USA ES EL QUE ORIGINA TODO LO MALO, Y NO GENERALIZO A LOS AMERICANOS SI NO SOLO A SUS PUTOS DIRIGENTES

Guitar Guy (from Achmed, the Dead Terrorist)-at the Improv
Posted by: BrianHanerPapaGates

Video duration: 628 seconds
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guitar hero

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This guy has good ...
By: DrummerDax. on 10 Sep 10, 17:14:10
This guy has good balls, they produced a legendary guitarist, can I get a fuck yeah!!!!?

<-- ...
By: whatizUPP. on 10 Sep 10, 03:40:23

this guy inspires ...
By: mrwaterbottle. on 09 Sep 10, 04:03:18
this guy inspires me to learn guitar so much more than i do now!

@IndyArsenal - Pat ...
By: sdlong329. on 09 Sep 10, 00:15:37
@IndyArsenal - Pat Benatar - HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST HOT

Whats The Song At ...
By: prevvy. on 08 Sep 10, 22:42:39
Whats The Song At About 6:40?

07:35 the guitar ...
By: FinalFreek. on 07 Sep 10, 08:46:58
07:35 the guitar riff i've always thought "i've heard that somewhere but where?" i still can't remember but i have found out that it's from Green Day's song Holiday. if anyone can help me naming the advert (i think it was an advert on tv) then it'd be helpful to me.

Like father like ...
By: MrRichardsome1. on 06 Sep 10, 18:14:24
Like father like son! AWESOME!!!

@casket56 FUCK YEAH ...
By: ImproVPp. on 06 Sep 10, 08:35:13
@casket56 FUCK YEAH!!!!

hey you have a ...
By: lillidepp. on 06 Sep 10, 03:13:53
hey you have a voice lol love you used to you with jeff

@IndyArsenal hit me ...
By: cnntw. on 06 Sep 10, 02:29:53
@IndyArsenal hit me with your best shot

song at 3:30? I ...
By: IndyArsenal. on 05 Sep 10, 20:40:00
song at 3:30? I can't believe I forgot the name of the song

i wonder is syn's ...
By: kevykevxD. on 05 Sep 10, 18:59:47
i wonder is syn's son will carry on haner legacy?

8.38 "I could do ...
By: avengedsoul6661. on 05 Sep 10, 09:27:38
8.38 "I could do that" baha then busts out an awesome solo. genius. papa gates is one cunny funt \m/

Sweet hes got a ...
By: Avenged7Fold05. on 05 Sep 10, 06:55:34
Sweet hes got a deathbat band on the neck of his guttar A7X For Life

PAPA GATES!!
By: MeSoHornyMeSoStupid. on 05 Sep 10, 02:26:40
PAPA GATES!!

@rct621 Lucy in the ...
By: blindbutblink. on 04 Sep 10, 13:53:09
@rct621 Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds by the Beatles, he just changes the lyrics

@rct621 Lucy in the ...
By: blindbutblink. on 04 Sep 10, 13:51:21
@rct621 Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, he just changes the lyrics.

whats the song he ...
By: rct621. on 04 Sep 10, 03:48:56
whats the song he sings slow while explaning his experience on acid

TakeAlook@ ...
By: ODSThaloer. on 04 Sep 10, 00:13:37
TakeAlook@myChannel4freeMSP&xboxLiveCodes

@hokuwong55 Thanks
By: Tallahassee97. on 01 Sep 10, 11:08:27
@hokuwong55 Thanks

@Tallahassee97 it ...
By: hokuwong55. on 01 Sep 10, 09:31:40
@Tallahassee97 it sounds like it?s a small world after all

what was the song ...
By: Tallahassee97. on 01 Sep 10, 00:30:09
what was the song at 1.50 - 1.57

this stand up is ...
By: dxr2002. on 31 Aug 10, 01:30:54
this stand up is fuckin aweful

@ghostkeeper9 Yes ...
By: Debastation5. on 30 Aug 10, 22:43:55
@ghostkeeper9 Yes it is! =)

Holiday by Green ...
By: latinoheat109875. on 29 Aug 10, 21:36:30
Holiday by Green Day

Jeff Dunham - Achmed The Dead Terrorist Official Video
Posted by: gonesurfing999

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Jeff Dunham performing Achmed The Dead Terrorist LIVE!!

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here's that trick. ...
By: wonderful617. on 07 Sep 10, 14:07:13
here's that trick. go to ugetify..com to download this song from utube.

@Fram1996 ; i'm not ...
By: NowIAmAwake. on 07 Sep 10, 07:35:19
@Fram1996 ; i'm not a fan of Justin Bieber at all, but i like him more than someone who likes anybody to get seriously hurt or dead.

greeting invadeals
By: forkmanify. on 06 Sep 10, 07:59:26
greeting invadeals

are you scared? not ...
By: Fernly364. on 04 Sep 10, 17:20:45
are you scared? not really, no. raughhhh, and now? not really no. ughh huurrrr... how bout now? no. god damn it. i mean allah damn it. silence, i kill you.

"Knock knock." " ...
By: iluvnailart16. on 04 Sep 10, 02:31:25
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Me. I kill you!" lol

sooooo baaaadd, but ...
By: Defying89gravity. on 02 Sep 10, 05:33:54
sooooo baaaadd, but sooooo funny!

lol good evening ...
By: MrRoddy954. on 01 Sep 10, 03:08:05
lol good evening Achmed good evening..... infendel.

@AX7132 Because ...
By: AxGingerFish. on 31 Aug 10, 10:29:23
@AX7132 Because i could not hear it good

@AxGingerFish why ...
By: AX7132. on 30 Aug 10, 21:44:10
@AxGingerFish why did you put **** ? It's "Throw a penny between them"...lol.

i would not kill ...
By: AxGingerFish. on 30 Aug 10, 12:43:36
i would not kill the jews, nooo..I would **** Between them and watch them fight to the deathhh, yes yes.

knock knock Whos ...
By: harlequinHC. on 27 Aug 10, 13:49:04
knock knock Whos there? Me, i kill u

hahahaa how he said ...
By: 59WereWolf. on 25 Aug 10, 17:55:26
hahahaa how he said i kill you with a low voice

Thumbs up if you ...
By: Fram1996. on 25 Aug 10, 11:43:25
Thumbs up if you want Justin Bieber to get seriously hurt and or dead.

'he has GAAAAS.' 'i ...
By: allyndeimos. on 24 Aug 10, 01:03:11
'he has GAAAAS.' 'i told another one!!' 'and the winner had to fight michael jackson!' and now jacskon is dead. he lost against a catholic priest....? 'im dead, what do i care?' 'the idiot tried to practice!' 'can you hear me now? cah!' 'it looks nothing like the guy.' i love how walter is awesome even when its not his show XD

SILENCE, I KILL YOU ...
By: villem88. on 23 Aug 10, 15:34:35
SILENCE, I KILL YOU XD

your frekin suit ...
By: melissasmith65454. on 22 Aug 10, 10:04:50
your frekin suit case i say helllo im linsdys lohan

Lol,I never get ...
By: BammBam99. on 21 Aug 10, 06:18:23
Lol,I never get tired of watchin this guy,he's the best :D

the best video and ...
By: slakovac. on 20 Aug 10, 23:22:19
the best video and the most funnyest who agree with me?

omg lol cant stop ...
By: cuppycake1997. on 20 Aug 10, 03:33:36
omg lol cant stop laughing haha

So funny lol
By: andreablue2. on 19 Aug 10, 21:50:10
So funny lol

did they say it ...
By: MrXDoomX. on 18 Aug 10, 23:21:34
did they say it only female virgins[Holy crap!] Where do you come from achmed{Your suitcase!]]

it was wat happend ...
By: jlcapetillo29. on 15 Aug 10, 02:00:59
it was wat happend new guy

So you're a ...
By: Imthenoob100. on 11 Aug 10, 22:56:30
So you're a terrorist? Yes! I am a terrorist... What kind of terrorist are you? A terrifiying........terrorist!.....

achmed: are you ...
By: 8belleangel8. on 11 Aug 10, 22:28:15
achmed: are you scared? jeff: no not really (cherrr) achmed: how about now? jeff: no not really...no (cherrrr) achmed: and now? jeff: not really no... tries final time achmed: how bout now? jeff: no achmed: GOD DAMMIT! OH OH I MEAN ALLAH DAMMIT

@kenpower888 Is ...
By: Phatpug99. on 09 Aug 10, 20:49:27
@kenpower888 Is your asshole Russell Peters?

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